WATCH NOW The movie begins with a documentary-style scene where a survivor with severe scars recounts an attack done to her by a clown called Art. The survivor states that Art was definitely dead, but after a sequence where a character loses their eyes, we see Art on the street with a garbage bag. We […]
WATCH NOW You should think about this. According to the movies, out there in space, somewhere beyond the reach of Earth, lies aliens who can communicate via sent messages and can even traverse between stars. Their civilizations must be fantastically advanced, but when we finally meet them, what do we have? Disgusting slimy morph-creatures with
WATCH NOW If the title Sharknado does not lead to any new conclusions, then here is a short summary: A tornado throws sharks at Los Angeles. One falls into Tara Reid’s pool while another bounces around a bar stool. Helicopters bomb the weather. ‘Fin’, the character played by a Chippendales dancer, jumps into the gaping
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WATCH NOW Eradication has not been particularly known for its good reviews and the film punkers the viewer’s experience with its boredom. If anticipation is an element you are hoping for, then, much like many post-apocalyptic films, this one delivers the bare minimum. Most of the action happens within a man’s home, and the watching
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WATCH NOW For some reason, satisfying the audience and gaining fame has never been Brad Anderson’s forte. His underrated masterpieces such as Session 9 and Transsiberian could have gained wider notoriety and struck the right chords if he had put more effort into them. He had a hand in shows such as Fringe, The Wire,
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WATCH NOW Witless as it may seem, “The Little Vampire” is a charming yet attractive film which tells a story of a child from San Diego moving to Scotland with his family where he encounters a household of vampires. This movie is derived from a best selling children’s novel by German writer Angela Sommer Boden
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WATCH NOW The vampire horror flicks that Hammer Films released during their prime always encompassed an element of sexual energy. Adorable dashing men turned into noble beasts, literally plunging into girls’ necks while the girls heaved “blouse bursting” screams. While some aspects can be attributed as subtext, the literal approach began in the 70s when
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WATCH NOW From Hell to the Wild West blends Rene’s two main passions. One is crafting Westerns, or at least Westerns that are genre hybrids, and the other is making films about slasher-style hulking maniacs in masks, here a burlap bag with thick stitches, like in the Playing With Dolls films and Cabal. There is
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WATCH NOW I’m sure you’ll be shocked to learn that until now, I had not watched the movie SPLIT SECOND. Well, it was released on May 1, 1992, alongside LEAVING NORMAL and NIGHT ON EARTH. I suppose it could be classified as the first sci-fi or action film in terms of Weird Summer. This is
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WATCH NOW Black Noon starts with a mystery woman who also has a cat witnessing a church burning and crumbling to the ground. I won’t mention who plays the woman because revealing her identity provides too many clues about her story from the get-go, but I am sure you will guess it before you finish
