WATCH NOW I had a fascination with prehistoric animals, sharks, and cryptids while growing up. To feed my love for the subject, I read tons of books, built model toys, and I even owned a VHS collection that was mostly dinosaur-themed. One of my all time favorites is still THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT. Every […]
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WATCH NOW The film, as well as the character interactions, was absolutely ludicrous, and not in the good way. What’s this about a prostitute in the film? Oh right, I forgot that the depths of drama and creativity for this movie’s creators reside there. ”Double take” should be called ”Misplaced quotations” because the suspense of
WATCH NOW The Dick Tracy comic strip had an element of inbreeding as if its characters were exposed to the same cosmic radiation and placed in an amalgamation of dysfunctional criminal lunatics. After I stopped appreciating cartoon pandas in comic books, the first strip I read was Dick Tracy. What I remember vividly are the
This 2007 offering from low-budget exploitation champions, The Asylum, seeks to recreate the famed Verne novel, but as expected, falls face flat on reality. For one, there are no retellings, so any expectations in that spectrum are completely misplaced. Also, adding an extra 10,000 leagues to the title provides them an easy escape from the
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WATCH NOW This time out, The Asylum dispenses with their usual genre mash-ups and gets back into the mockbuster disaster movie business — under the skilled eye Asylum workhorse Rob Pallatina. You’ve seen his work as an editor and director for the studio with the likes of 2-Headed, 3-Headed, 5-Headed Shark Attack on the Sufi
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WATCH NOW So, do you cut the red wire or the blue wire? One neutralizes the explosive device, while the other kills everyone in an almighty smile. As you make your decision, the traditional, sadistically pointless digital clock that is serving as the device’s timer inexorably counts down to zero, tick, tock, tick, tock, until
WATCH NOW It’s nearly impossible to depict the Civil Rights Movement through the perspective of a white character in a film. The concept alone is frighteningly treating towards a southern black who’s actively lived the experience, to the point where the comparison to the film ‘Mississippi Burning’ seems accurate. The most one could achieve through
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WATCH NOW Tora! Tora! Tora! is one of the most boring blockbusters I have ever seen. It’s hard to call it a blockbuster because of the sheer difficulty the creators would have likely faced when making it. The topic is large, but the screenplay mostly addresses itself to the Clarks, the secretaries, and the government
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WATCH NOW About The Archive This article is from The Times which first started publishing in 1996, a very different world than we currently live in. To preserve the integrity of the article and how it was originally presented, The Times chooses not to change, edit, or update anything. There is always a possibility of
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WATCH NOW Denzel Washington’s character in Training Day is a very angry villain counterpart to a fired cop who goes on a spree of arson theft, and murder in Out of Time. To understand why he acts this way, it is important to take a deeper look into his backstory and character. Washington’s character is
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